crazylazy_chief wrote:I remember playing baseball and I was up to bat..I accidently swung the baseball on my pitcher's *ahem*....*coughcough*
Paniolagirl wrote:If a guy attacks you and you have a shot at kicking his groin area. Then by all means kick as hard as you can. Especially his balls.
crazylazy_chief wrote:Actually, I was taught to "grab, twist, and pull"... -.-
all i can tell you is that with every passing quote, my face got whiter and my thighs clenched tighter.
crazylazy_chief wrote:I just wanted to know does it hurt THAT much?

I am being totally seriously here...

ok, here goes.
imagine someone pinching your arm. and i'm not talking about those friendly pinches, i'm talking about those really hard, i'm-gonna-hurt-you pinches. the kind that leaves a mark. ok, are you picturing it? ok, then you get hit by a truck. that's about HALF the pain of what we go through.
in all seriousness, zdoon was very close in that if you had the strongest guy you know uppercut you right into the pit of your stomach, after you ate spaghetti, called him a wussy-boy, and painted a bullseye on your bellybutton, it would be close.
if your life is in danger, going for the nuts is FULLY ADVISED. but i caution you that we are extremely defensive about it, and if you miss, he's gonna be pissed.
ok, but you girls get to have one right back at us. one of my guy friends once asked one of my galfriends (after giving birth), 'uh, is labor really that painful??'
my galfriend motioned him to come closer. 'i want you to eat a flat basketball. i'm gonna inflate it while it's inside of you. then, extract it from your a--hole. you can tell me if that was painful or not. ready?'