[Discussion] SMAPXSMAP

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

has anyone seen this one yet? i really wish someone would sub this particular episode since i find is so amusing that SMAP were totally in shock cuz of that surprise visit...for those of yous who can use cb...i have the entire epi uploaded in mine...

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

My husband translated for me last night as I watched. I can work on a transcript if no one else subs it. (It may take me a few days since I have a final on Thursday.)
Some of the things they were saying that I can remember off the top of my head: (Very rough translations, sorry...)

First Kimura said something like: "It's not the Michael Jackson impersonator from Roppongi!!??"

After Michael complimented them on the background video display Kimura said something like "Yeah, it's new LCD technology that we (Japan) just developed."

Someone (I forget who) said that they didn't know he was coming so they didn't have any questions prepared.

Kimura said that he was nervous and his stomach hurt

That's all I can remember without watching it again. (I only have dial-up so it took over an hour just to load the darn thing) Cussing

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:39 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:10 am Post subject: Post Rating: 0

THAT WAS AWKWARD. they were hella starstucked!
what kind of show is SMAPXSMAP? variety show.. gag show?
they could barely talked.. funny.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:56 am Post subject: Post Rating: 0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:40 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

I really want to see this clip!! I'm trying to watch the preview on 'you tube' but I think my school server has disabled the port!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Crying

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject: SMAPxSMAP Subs... Post Rating: 0

I've subbed a section of this clip for myself working from a translation someone put on an MJ forum - it's the part where MJ first comes into the studio until he leaves them. If someone is willing to translate and transcript the rest of the MJ segment - e.g. SMAP's chat after he leaves them and then onto where they go to his dressing room - I'll happily add that to the sub file I've created and post it up!

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGnkvazjBro

Translation borrowed from jdorama:

Credits to Hippoko@mjjf

SMAP members are standing, totally mystified by what has happened. The music which they were singing to was suddenly stopped. Shingo Katori is lying on the floor because he got upset.

There is a writing on top left, saying “Michael appears in SMAPxSMAP as a total surprise to the members!”

Narrator: Now the meeting of a lifetime!

Masahiro Nakai: Who’s there?

Staff: Sorry, but it is somebody special.

“Beat It” starts playing.

Michael is waving at the SMAP members from upstairs.

SMAP members are standing, dropping jaws. Looking at Michael making a peace sign, they make peace signs, too.

Michael descends the stairs to the studio.

Clapping from the people in the studio. SMAP members do not know how to react.

SMAP: “This is impossible!” “I am getting goose bumps (meaning this is too great a sensation)!!!” “WOW WOW WOW”

Michael touches SMAP members’ hands with his.

The Japanese writing on top left says, “Michael comes to SMAPxSMAP!”

Nakai: Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson’s name is on the screen.

Nakai: Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson?

Michael: Yeah.

Members: Really? Hello.

Takuya Kimura (in green T-shirt): You are not the impersonator from Roppongi (a popular district in Tokyo), are you?

Members still cannot believe that Michael is here.

Nakai: Are you really Michael Jackson?

Michael: Yes. Very happy to be here. I enjoyed the performance. It was very nice. (Japanese interpreter translates what Michael says.)

Members: Unbelievable!

Nakai: So, our music was stopped because Michael Jackson came to the studio, wasn’t it?

Kimura: Of course they would stop the music (if Michael comes in). The music should be stopped.

Kimura: So, the staff knew all along that Michael was watching us perform, didn’t they?

Michael: Yes, I enjoyed it, very much.

Kimura: Oh, common, (the staff tricked us)!

Goro Inagaki (in while long-sleeved shirt) is smiling and in happy spirits.

Nakai: Would you like to sit here?

Kimura: Let’s change the music. Let’s play “We Are the World”.

Nakai: Tell me, tell me, what brought you here?
Is this the right microphone? Should I use this microphone? Can I talk without microphone, can I?

Staff’s voice: You can talk without the microphone.

Nakai: So, I can talk without the microphone.

Kimura: We don’t need any microphone. Our spirits are sky high and we do not need any microphone. It’s OK.

Nakai: So, what brought you here today?

(Translator makes a slight mistake in translation here, and asks Michael, “How did you get here?”)

Michael: Oh, we drove today, to see you. We drove to see you. To surprise you.

Loud clapping from the staff.

Michael: We enjoyed it.

Michael shakes hands with Nakai.

Nakai: Your hand is very beautiful.

Michael: Oh, God bless you (shakes hands with Nakai again).

Michael: Now, I am very happy to be here in Japan, and I think you are wonderful, lovely people. I mean it. Thank you for accepting me. Really.

Nakai: What is happening here?

Kimura: This is what we call “too big surprise”.

Nakai: I cannot host this program anymore (from too much excitement).

Nakai: I do not know how to proceed with the show. My mind is not working properly.

Kimura: What I think is this. The moment Michael entered the studio, you, Nakai, directly returned to yourself who went to Michael’s concert with us as a passionate fan. All you have experienced since then is somehow suspended right now.

Nakai: I just don’t know how to react. I cannot react.

Kimura: I see you can’t.

Translator says “They are happy to see you.”

Michael: Likewise.

Nakai: I cannot think of what to ask. I am totally unprepared. Do you know about us?

Michael: (Pointing at the background of the studio) It’s beautiful.

Kimura: This is called LED, a new technology we recently started using. (SMAP uses LED for their concerts, too.)

Nakai: But this device gets out of order from time to time.

Nakai: Noise gets in sometimes.

Kimura: Can I ask a question to the staff? When we were rehearsing, you told us that there were noises and we had to rehearse again. That was a lie, wasn’t it?

Nakai: You don’t need to ask question to the staff now. Let’s talk with Michael Jackson more. You are Michael Jackson, aren’t you? (He still cannot believe it.)

Katori: Me, please. When I saw Michael on the stage of the Tokyo Dome when I was 10, 11 years old, I promised myself that I would stand on the same stage as you in future. And we could do the concerts in the Tokyo Dome.

Michael: Oh, God bless you.

Michael shakes hands with Katori.

Katori: Thank you so much.

Clapping.

Katori: I can stop working from tomorrow (now that my dream has come true).

Michael laughs.

Nakai: Let’s introduce ourselves. Self-introduction. OK? Self-introduction.

Tsuyoshi Kusanagi (in yellow parker): My name is Tsuyoshi Kusanagi.

Michael and Kusanagi shake hands.

Inagaki: Goro, Goro Inagaki.

Nakai: He does your impersonation as “Oshinobi Goro (Goro incognito).”
He does sketches as Michael Jackson, and he is going to show it a little to you.

Inagaki stands up.

Kimura: Oh, we the members feel so embarrassed to see this in front of Michael Jackson. Our stomachs are turning.

Nakai explains to Michael: We will show you. We have a series of sketch called “Oshinobi Goro” or “Oshinobi Michael (Michael incognito)”.

“Oshinobi Michael” clip, in which Inagaki impersonates Michael, is shown on the screen.

Narrator: “Oshinobi Michael” is now revived after ten years now, in front of Michael Jackson himself.

Nakai: So, you should show it to Michael.

Inagaki: I had the privilege of impersonating Mr. Michael Jackson. Could you have a look?

Inagaki impersonates Michael.

Michael looks very much amused by this and enthusiastically claps hands.

Nakai: You got laughter from Michael! You got laughter from Michael!

Kimura: I think Michael understands. He is kind enough to go along with us. Michael is reading the air (meaning Michael understands their admiration for him).

Nakai: Michael’s laughter!

Inagaki: I respect you SO much!

Nakai: Let’s continue the self-introduction.

Kimura: Nice to meet you. My name is Takuya Kimura.

Michael and Kimura shake hands.

Katori: I am glad to meet you. My name is Shingo.

Michael shakes hands with Shingo.

Katori: I love you.

Michael: I love you, too.

Nakai: Did you now anything about SMAP?

Michael: I learned about them today. I enjoyed what I saw upstairs. Very very good. I just wanted to surprise you and say thank you so much for having me and God bless you and good luck on everything.

Michael shakes hands with members again.

Nakai: I like you.

Michael: I like you, too. I like you, too.

Nakai: Are you already going? Is this bye-bye?

Michael shakes hands with members.

Michael: (Looking at the background) This is great. (Walking around the studio)

Nakai: (Shouting to the staff) You should change the image on the screen for Michael. Can’t you move the image for him?

Kimura: Now, Mr. Michael Jackson is impressed by the work done by the engineers in our program. (It is said on the screen in Japanese, “Michael is showing interest in LED”)

The image of LED starts moving.

Kimura: You probably should look at it from some distance.

Shingo: Michael is asking who made this.

Michael: Thank you, thank you. (Waving at the people in the studio)

SMAP members and Michael say bye-bye to each other, shake hands again.

Members: Thank you, Michael.

Michael: God bless you.

Members: Love and Peace!

Michael: Peace! Love you!

Members: See you next time.

Michael: OK. See you next time.

Michael leaves the studio.

Narrator: Michael’s visit took the studio by storm.

SMAP members see Michael off.
Katori: His sunglasses are so cool.

Michael disappears upstairs.

http://www.jdorama.com/viewtopic.1822.htm&highlight=smappies

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:49 am Post subject: Post Rating: 0

That's the section I've created a subtitle file for already - is there a translation for the rest of the MJ segment anywhere so I can subtitle the whole thing? If not I can just post up the subtitle file for just the interview section alone (as it is completed now).

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: SMAPXSMAP shows Post Rating: 0

SMAPXSMAP show is aired every Monday on Fuji TV and is hosted by the most popular Japan pop group, SMAP. Besides cooking, SMAP members will also do acting and singing in this 1 hour show. Their bistro guest consists of Japanese talento as well as many international artist who came to visit Japan. The SMAPXSMAP show first started in 1996 and has established over 10 years with average rating of 23%(among the highest variety tv show rating in Japan for 10 years running.)

As because i am a huge SMAP fan, i have build a SMAP fansub whereby SMAPxSMAP shows are being SOFT-SUBBED IN ENGLISH!

I already have a number of translators and timers for this project and you may check our first eng sub release of sxs070806 at my forum: http://z6.invisionfree.com/Smap_For_U/ free registration

However i am in need of more japanese/korean translator for the this SMAP X SMAP show project.

You may visit my forum for more info on this

Thank you for your support!

Help spread SMAP loves to all.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

SMAPXSMAP: September 2006

SMAPxSMAP 4 September[728.82 MB]
Bistro Guest: Oriental Radio(comedian duo)

SMAPxSMAP 11 September[728.93 MB]
Bistro Guest: Satou Kouichi(actor in the Sapuri drama)

SMAP X SMAP 18 September[362.75 MB]
Bistro Guest: Choe Hongman(K1 boxer)

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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:26 am Post subject: Post Rating: 0

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: Post Rating: 0

I thought the arrangment was quite bad..
I understand they wanna do a prank...

But since it's MJ coming, shouldn't they make more out of it?
I mean, SMAP were speechless, and they were just saying hi...
Then MJ was just sitting there for a while...